Springtime is here! St. Patrick’s Day, bunny rabbits, tulips, baby greens, and a good body scrub all represent signs of spring. Forget about buying expensive body scrubs, especially during this recession. If you have sugar and coffee, you are good to go. I don’t believe in putting anything on your body that you wouldn’t put in your body. The Savionaire Signature Organic Body Scrub* was created just for savionaires for silky smooth skin. Even though it may be tempting to eat it since it is made of all organic food products, just let your skin enjoy it.
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup organic pure cane sugar (exfoliates)
- 1/4 cup organic ground coffee (detoxifies, exfoliates and tightens)
- 1/4 cup organic shredded coconut (exfoliates)
- 3/8 cup organic macadamia nut oil (hydrates)
- 1/2 tbsp. organic raw honey
- 16.5 oz canning latch lid jar
Directions:
- Mix ingredients, except honey, in the jar until fully combined.
- Add honey. The scrub will keep for 1 to 2 weeks sealed at room temperature.
- In the shower, rub a generous scoop over your wet body.
- Rinse off in the shower under warm water, ensuring the sugar crystals disintegrate completely. (Watch out for a slippery tub!) Pat dry to allow the oils to soak into your soft, silky skin.
*Trademark
In 1956, Marilyn Monroe (Michelle Williams) and her new husband, the playwright Arthur Miller (Dougray Scott), flew to London so that Marilyn could start filming The Prince and the Showgirl with Sir Laurence Olivier. Colin Clark (Eddie Redmayne), a 23 year-old who wanted to make it big in the movie business, works as an assistant on the movie set.
My Week With Marilyn (The Weinstein Company; Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack; 99 minutes; Rated R) details the true interaction between Marilyn and Colin during a week of shooting. Colin gets close enough to Marilyn to try to save her from the pressures of celebrity life. He has his work cut out for him in a big way. Will the movie suffer from Marilyn’s instability? Will Arthur find out about Colin? Will Colin’s movie business dreams crash?
Review: 4 Buckets of Popcorn (for high testosterone). Michelle Williams didn’t win the Golden Globe and garner an Academy Award® nomination for her performance for nothing. Kenneth Branagh performance as Sir Laurence Olivier is very believable. I love true stories; and this is one true story that delivers.
4 buckets of popcorn – buy it ASAP
3 buckets of popcorn – rent or watch it on Amazon
2 buckets of popcorn – wait for it to go on sale at a bargain price
1 buckets of popcorn – borrow it from a friend or library
0 buckets of popcorn – don’t waste your time
It is time to spring forward. The weather is about to break, but for some areas, the weather is already springlike. Savionaires are always playing games in order to stay very social. There are some games that are unique to fall, such as any type of snow game, and others that are the perfect fit for spring. During the day, when it is nice and sunny, a game of bing bag toss, bocce, croquet, or horseshoes can be a lot of fun to do in the park or in your backyard. You just need to make sure that you have a good group of fun people to play with. However, at night or on a rainy day, you can play a nostalgic game like bingo with trendy gifts or bragging rights as prizes or its electronic version at Foxy Bingo. B-I-N-G-O!
Thema’s Tip: For date night or a social outing with friends, go to a bingo hall where the atmosphere is electrifying. You may even win the jackpot.
Every savionaire has won a luxury item from an eBay auction, but have you ever been to or won a luxury item at a high-end auction? If not, here’s your chance. RM Auctions, in association with Sotheby’s will hold an auction for the world-renowned Milhous Collection February 24-25th in Boca Raton, Florida. The auction consists of items amassed over the past fifty years by brothers Bob and Paul Milhous: mechanical musical instruments, automobiles, unique collectibles, decorative arts, clocks, and a custom-built carousel (see image). How cool would it be to bid on a Victor Victrola Phonograph? However, before you bid, check out the auction rules listed under Auction Info.
Thema’s Tip: Most people view high-end auctions for only the wealthy. Not true! Make sure that you view lots online to see what is available in your price range because there are many deals available. For example, I won a $8,000 Louis Vuitton hardsided suitcase for more than 75% off. What is the most expensive item you have ever won at any auction?
How was everyone’s Valentine’s Day? In this monthly edition of Ask Mistress Susan, I address how a lot of men want their women to act in the boudoir. Women, this letter could be from your husband/boyfriend.
Susan, I have a little problem. I want my girlfriend to do some of the things that the girls do in the adult movies but nothing over the top or unusual. I have talked to her about this and unfortunately she thinks that the stuff the girls do in the movies is degrading. I hope you understand what I am trying to explain. Can you please help me out? Tell me how I can convince her into acting like the girls in the movies. ~ I
Dear Mr. I,
What is the best sex ever? The kind where BOTH parties love it! Just like you don’t like doing something she likes, she doesn’t like doing something you like. Everyone is going to be different regarding what they like in bed. Keep in mind that your life is real and a movie is fake. Unless you are paying your girlfriend to be with you (if you are, then you may have a bigger issue), she is NOT going to like doing or want to do a lot of stuff that girls are PAID to do in the movies. Even Mistress Susan doesn’t do some of those things.
The first rule of any flourishing relationship is COMMUNICATION. I have never seen a flourishing relationship that didn’t follow this rule. Talk to her and find out what you BOTH like doing. There are a hundred ways to spice up your sex life. However, this may be one fantasy that you won’t get fulfilled by your girlfriend.
Whip of Luxury,
Mistress Susan
Mistress Susan is a Certified Personal Trainer and Phone Sex Operator. Email your sex-related questions, tips, or comments to askmistresssusan@gmail.com. Put “Ask Mistress Susan” on the subject line. Read the disclaimer in the right column under the Ask Mistress Susan section.
