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DETER BURGLARS FOR ONLY $35

June 23, 2010 By T. Thema Martin

faketvMost burglars look for easy targets, such as homes with no activity. To make your home look like it is occupied, you could get a dog, but a dog can be expensive. You could turn on your HDTV because when a prowler sees a flickering glow, he thinks that someone is at home watching TV. Therefore, he moves on to an easier target. However, leaving on your HDTV can cause wear and tear to it.

Instead, plug in FakeTV. FakeTV recreates the light of a real 27″ HDTV. Its super-bright LEDs fill a room with light in thousands of possible shades of color, and it simulates scene changes, fades, swells, and on-screen motion. The built in light sensor will turn FakeTV on at each dusk and off after a switch selectable 4 or 7 hours. From a prowler’s viewpoint, it looks just like a savionaire is at home watching TV. Sometimes the best burglar deterrent is an inexpensive option the size of a coffee cup. Get FakeTV today for less than $35.

Thema’s Tip: For more ways to help protect your home from burglars, go to Reader’s Digest.

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